Are your fingers bored?
Tired of typing that silly surreal URL we've been using around here? What's an old walrus got to do with a domestic, guitar-playing pondering pig?
Now, for the first time - try ponderingpig.com
And you'll go immediately to the same old not-a-sty! Pretty cool, huh?
Now, for the first time - try ponderingpig.com
And you'll go immediately to the same old not-a-sty! Pretty cool, huh?
posted by Christopher Newton at 3:48 PM
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Did you see today's headlines?
"Hordes of Walruses Seen Descending on RI from the Arctic Protesting PonderingPig.com!"
"Walrus Congress Convenes in Newport to Decide Fate of Walrus Gone Pig!"
"Old Walrus's Tusks: Now a Snout Only?"
I, too, am a little saddened to hear that, perhaps, The Old Walrus visage of your manifold personality is going to be put to rest. After all, The Old Walrus is part of your blessed walrus/pig family roots. I think he may have been the one who mysteriously found the buried treasure in GG Park that has financed your lifestyle as The Pondering Pig. But maybe I'm wrong here.
But I know we can't cling to the past. It is always the person, or pig, we are today that counts in eternity; not the one we used to be.
Calm down those walri hordes. Give them a fish. Before we get too maudlin about the demise of the old tusker, he asked me if he could just get a word in:
"I'M NOT DEAD YET!"
I am in almost daily communication with Walrus Pemmican, scruffy wanderer of the north. He has been living in a fishing village off the coast of Iceland and enjoying the cool and airy climate. I can guarantee he will be back in the States with stories to tell just as soon as he raises the necessary funding.
Meanwhile, he would like to say he has spent the winter composing additional verses to his epic poem "Please Don't Shoot My Kitty."
I found the treasure myself when I was just a little chap. Someday I'll tell you the whole story if you promise to never reveal its secret location.
Glad to hear Old Walrus Pemmican, scruffy wanderer of the north, is still hanging-in-there. It had me a bit concerned. The new URL for the website is more appropriate.
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