A Little More Toothpaste in Bala Behmenli
Well, my Muslim refugee druggist in Bala Behmenli finally got her Kiva funding. It was dispersed first of the month. Actually, though, I don't think she's a druggist at all. She's just a normal person who sells little boxes of antibiotics and 'medicinal preparations', as you can see in the picture. She borrowed a thousand bucks to add toothpaste and shampoo and that kind of gimcrackery. Thinks people will buy it if she stocks it.Small business. Buy low! Sell high! I used to be in the marijuana business in a small way in my youth. I'd go in with friends to buy a ki, then we'd split it up into little one ounce baggies and sell those for three or four times what we'd paid wholesale. The goal was to pay the rent, eat, get high ourselves, and earn enough extra to do it again. I liked how easy it was to make money, but I didn't like the part about going to San Quentin, so I got a job tending a Mexican import shop on Haight Street instead. That was my one experience with life as a businessman. Just didn't have that entrepreneurial spirit.
Ayshan is a lot gutsier. Or maybe she likes hanging around the store all day making money. Azerbaijani manat signs dancing in her eyes (that's their currency. I looked it up). And what else is she going to do? She got thrown out of her home village because of the war with Armenia and she's got to make a living in a new village - her and half a million other 'internally displaced' refugees.
So why did I lend her $25 to buy wholesale toothpaste? I think it's because I love capitalism. We need more people to buy low and sell high. Then the world will be a better place like it is here.
Or maybe I just thought, "Hey. Twenty-five bucks. I can afford it. I think I'll just take a chance she guessed right about all those villagers wanting their toothpaste and shampoo."
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"I believe totally in a Capitalist System, I only wish that someone would try it"
"We should have a system of economics that is structure, that is organic tools. We do not have it. We are all hanging by our eyebrows from skyhooks economically, just as we are architecturally"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
I don't know for certain, but I think a guy like Wright would invest in KIVA. He would probably take the Pondering Pig to lunch too.
The second quote I cited above sounds just like a Kiva-ism, n'est pas?
Dear Pondering Pig,
I hope that woman sells all her toothpaste, God and Goddess bless her.
I posted a Joan Baez song on March 3rd at The Walrus Speaks. Come on by.
Hector Diego
One of the bloggers I follow regularly has posted a limerick challenge at her site: A-Sitting On A Gate She's also a KIVA supporter; Any of you fine word smiths wanna take a crack at writing a limerick promoting KIVA?
(If not, I'm sure the usual bawdy nonsense would do...)
i'd love to join your Kiva investment group - tried to start one at grupthink but it did not take.
Also, thank you for your post on Bachianas Brasileiros - I hunted down the Joan Baez cd and now am tracking down as many other versions as I can find.
trish
We'd love to have you share pie with us, Trishhelen. Send your memberpage link to me at ponderingpig@ponderingpig.com and I will add you to our group.
Let us know the results of your Bachianas Brasileiros research. I'm sure there are lots of classically trained voices who do a great job - but our Joanie is one of a kind. I will have to blog about her again pretty soon.
Hey Belle, I don't do limericks. Too much work. But I'll try...
"There once was a pig from Milwaukee..."
See? I'm already stuck.
"Who was a big star in the talkies"
Nah.
I know.
"who went down to the pond to play hockey."
OK, who has another line?
It doesn't have to be an exact rhyme:
There once was a pig from Milwaukee
Who went off to become a jockey
There once was a pig in his sty, he wouldn't give Spoke any pie.
Spoke got all bent,
and started to vent.
Then dotted the cheap Pig man's eye.
Spoke is in the lead! That's a great one except for the part about dotting my eye just because you got sardines when you were expecting Dutch Apple.
There once was a pig in Spokane
Whose salad was always Romaine
He tried one with Endive
And, land sakes alive
The end result, it was methane.
So there.
Good work, yet I feel a truly excellent limerick should scan properly as well as rhyme. For instance, may I edit the above slightly?
There once was a piggie from Spoken
Whose nose was a little bit broken,
With endive he fixed it
While eating a biscuit
And searching his bag for a token!
You see, with just a little bit of meddling we have a nearly perfect limerick. Its only drawback is that, like much of my blogging, it doesn't make a bit of sense.
Maybe you should go back and re-examine "There was Bony, there was Fatty, they were twins from Cincinatti..."
There once was a Pig who went sauntering
He strolled and he started a-pondering
The more that he thought, the loster he got
He fell in a bog and now needs some laundering!
A crusty ol' Pig that can't rhyme, is sadder than pants full of grime.
But don't worry mate, it's not about fate.
A limmerick comes a flowing in time....
Okay Pig, I'm learning. Went to Belladonna's link and link to the limerick rules for a refresher course. Here's my re-write (feel free to delete the first one!)
The Pig once set off on a wander
He strolled and he started to ponder
He fell in a bog
And started to blog
Of mud he couldn't be fonder!
Now, how can I write one for Kiva?
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